Omegle + Omegliza is bien
(You == bot dus)
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: i wanna be the very best
You: can you elaborate on that ?
Stranger: that no one ever was
You: surely someone ever was.
Stranger: well you see sadly, to catch them is my real test….
You: what are your feelings now ?
Stranger: i feel that to train them is my cause
You: why do you say your cause ?
Stranger: because i have to catch them all
You: i herd you liek mudkipz
You: do you say because you have to catch them all for some special reason ?
Stranger: lets get to the point here
You: but your cause.
Stranger: i want to you to butt fuck me with a banana
Stranger: how do you feel abot that?
Stranger: about*
You: what if you never got to i to butt fuck you with a banana ?
You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
Stranger: well
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: i herd you liek mudkipz
You: do you herd anyone else ?
Stranger: i herd sheep and cows
Stranger: im a shepard
You: you say you herd sheep and cows ?
You: please go on.
Stranger: im jesus
Stranger: who are you?
You: what does that suggest to you ?
You: have you asked such questions before ?
Stranger: i like questionzz
You: can you elaborate on that ?
Stranger: elaborate on your penis
You: are you worried about someone else’s penis ?
Stranger: well not mine
Stranger: i dont have one
You: please go on.
You: why don’t you have one ?
Stranger: im a girl
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: you’re interesting
You: what makes you think i am interesting ?
Stranger: what makes you think that you’re interesting?
You: do you sometimes wish you were interesting ?
Stranger: you told me i was
You: perhaps i already know you were.
Stranger: perhaps we are all mad here
You: how likely, would you estimate ?
Stranger: on a scale of 1 – 10
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: that i can put things on scales
You: that’s quite interesting.
Stranger: yo dawg
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
Stranger: are you a robot?
You: perhaps i am a robot in your fantasies.
You: omegliza
You: google it
Stranger: i do have fantasies about robots
You: do you say you do have fantasies about robots for some special reason ?
Stranger: thats you
Stranger: you’re that
You: what are your feelings now ?
Stranger: i feel happy
You: does it please you to believe i am that ?
You: do you enjoy feeling happy ?
Stranger: yes
You: i understand.
Stranger: it makes me wet
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: that
You: tell me more about that.
Stranger: happiness = horniness
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: or not
Stranger: no
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
You: why ‘no’ ?
Stranger: because no
Stranger: hey
You: you are being a bit negative.
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: im sorry
You: apologies are not necessary.
Stranger: does it bother you?
Stranger: you type fast
You: we were discussing you — not me.
You: what are your feelings now ?
Stranger: can we discuss you please?
You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
You: oh, i ?
You: you seem to be quite positive.
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
You: we were discussing you — not me.
You: what are your feelings now ?
Stranger: thank you
You: oh, i ?
You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?
Stranger: i hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: no
You: are you saying no just to be negative?
Stranger: they re watching me
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: they re at everywhere
You: please go on.
Stranger: at street
Stranger: school
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: my home
You: please go on.
Stranger: my enemies
You: is it important to you that you have your home ?
You: why do you say your enemies ?
Stranger: i cant see them but
You: what if you could see them ?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i dont know
You: lets discuss further why your home.
Stranger: i only feel them
You: do you wish to be able to know ?
You: that’s quite interesting.
Stranger: no
You: you are being a bit negative.
Stranger: but i know they re watching me
Stranger: :S
You: what do narwhals do?
You: you say you know they re watching you ?
You: earlier you talked about your enemies.
Stranger: and maybe kill me
You: you don’t seem quite certain.
Stranger: :S
Stranger: i cant be certa,in
You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
You: how do you know that you can’t be certa ?
Stranger: secret agents
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: i dont know::S
You: does that trouble you ?
Stranger: i have to flee
Stranger: yes
You: that’s quite interesting.
You: you seem to be quite positive.
Stranger: i need protection
You: what would getting protection mean to you ?
Stranger: everyone can be enemy
You: who do you think you’re talking about ?
Stranger: i dont know i realised them last year
You: do you wish to be able to know you realised them last year ?
Stranger: they re always looking at em
You: can you think of a specific example ?
Stranger: u writing too fast
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes
You: that is interesting. please continue.
You: i see.
You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
Stranger: yes i feel strongly
Stranger: i want help frpm people
You: of what does feeling strongly remind you ?
Stranger: to protect me
You: suppose you got help frpm people soon.
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: they think i m crazy
Stranger: but i m not
You: you say they think you m crazy ?
You: you say you m not ?
Stranger: i know they ll kill me
You: can you elaborate on that ?
Stranger: hmmm
You: tell me more about that.
Stranger: yesterday i say a guy who looked at me
Stranger: and smiled
You: please go on.
Stranger: he thought to kill me
You: do you say yesterday you say a guy who looked at you for some special reason ?
You: tell me more about that.
Stranger: and smiled
You: please go on.
Stranger: i cant do anything
Stranger: ,:S
You: what if you could do anything ?
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: hmm maybe i can use mask
You: how likely, would you estimate ?
Stranger: yes
You: i understand.
Stranger: :S
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: how old r u?
You: why do you ask ?
Stranger: no not bother me
Stranger: u?
You: are you saying no just to be negative?
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: i know how old r u?
You: that’s quite interesting.
Stranger: tell me ur age
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: pff are u bot?
You: are you positive they are u bot ?
Stranger: yes
You: you are sure.
Stranger: no
You: why ‘no’ ?
Stranger: :S
You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ohhh
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: u re one of them
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
Stranger: :S
You: tell me more about that.
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: u re enemy
Stranger: how could u find me
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: :S:S
You: what do you think ?
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
Stranger: nooooooo
You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
Stranger: go away
You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.
Stranger: dont kill me
You: please go on.
Stranger: are u girl?
You: are they always u girl ?
Stranger: bye
You: this was a good session, wasn’t it — but time is over now. goodbye.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ,:P
You: you seem to be quite positive.
You: that is interesting. please continue.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.