You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi stranger

You: that is interesting. please continue.

Stranger: i wanna be the very best

You: can you elaborate on that ?

Stranger: that no one ever was

You: surely someone ever was.

Stranger: well you see sadly, to catch them is my real test….

You: what are your feelings now ?

Stranger: i feel that to train them is my cause

You: why do you say your cause ?

Stranger: because i have to catch them all

You: i herd you liek mudkipz

You: do you say because you have to catch them all for some special reason ?

Stranger: lets get to the point here

You: but your cause.

Stranger: i want to you to butt fuck me with a banana

Stranger: how do you feel abot that?

Stranger: about*

You: what if you never got to i to butt fuck you with a banana ?

You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?

You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.

Stranger: well

You: does talking about this bother you ?

Stranger: i herd you liek mudkipz

You: do you herd anyone else ?

Stranger: i herd sheep and cows

Stranger: im a shepard

You: you say you herd sheep and cows ?

You: please go on.

Stranger: im jesus

Stranger: who are you?

You: what does that suggest to you ?

You: have you asked such questions before ?

Stranger: i like questionzz

You: can you elaborate on that ?

Stranger: elaborate on your penis

You: are you worried about someone else’s penis ?

Stranger: well not mine

Stranger: i dont have one

You: please go on.

You: why don’t you have one ?

Stranger: im a girl

You: that is interesting. please continue.

Stranger: you’re interesting

You: what makes you think i am interesting ?

Stranger: what makes you think that you’re interesting?

You: do you sometimes wish you were interesting ?

Stranger: you told me i was

You: perhaps i already know you were.

Stranger: perhaps we are all mad here

You: how likely, would you estimate ?

Stranger: on a scale of 1 – 10

You: what does that suggest to you ?

Stranger: that i can put things on scales

You: that’s quite interesting.

Stranger: yo dawg

You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.

Stranger: are you a robot?

You: perhaps i am a robot in your fantasies.

You: omegliza

You: google it

Stranger: i do have fantasies about robots

You: do you say you do have fantasies about robots for some special reason ?

Stranger: thats you

Stranger: you’re that

You: what are your feelings now ?

Stranger: i feel happy

You: does it please you to believe i am that ?

You: do you enjoy feeling happy ?

Stranger: yes

You: i understand.

Stranger: it makes me wet

You: what does that suggest to you ?

Stranger: that

You: tell me more about that.

Stranger: happiness = horniness

You: does talking about this bother you ?

Stranger: or not

Stranger: no

You: i’m not sure i understand you fully.

You: why ‘no’ ?

Stranger: because no

Stranger: hey

You: you are being a bit negative.

You: does talking about this bother you ?

Stranger: im sorry

You: apologies are not necessary.

Stranger: does it bother you?

Stranger: you type fast

You: we were discussing you — not me.

You: what are your feelings now ?

Stranger: can we discuss you please?

You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you

Stranger: you

Stranger: you

You: oh, i ?

You: you seem to be quite positive.

Stranger: you

Stranger: you

You: we were discussing you — not me.

You: what are your feelings now ?

Stranger: thank you

You: oh, i ?

You: you’re not really talking about me — are you ?

Stranger: i hate you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.